“Take ‘er hard to port, Mr. Roberts!” Captain Barney shouted above the crashing of the waves against the weathered boards of his ship. “She’ll not likely survive another round from the cannons!”
“Aye Cap’n,” yelled the first mate, turning the great wheel.
“Mr. Stanley, have the crew fire again as we come along side!” the captain ordered.
“Cap’n, we’ve been hit and we’re takin’ on water below,” came the reply.
A salty spray kissed the captain’s stoic face. He’d go down to Davey Jones’s locker before giving up his quarry. That Spanish galleon carried doubloons. He’d press on and give no quarter. Captain Barney Strickland had earned the title “Terror of the Seas” for a reason.
“Bring her about and prepare to fire,” he ordered as his ship lurched violently in the stormy waters.
“Cap’n Barney” called the first mate. “The tour’s leaving. Let’s go!”
“What was that Mr. Roberts?” he asked, turning his gaze from the galleon.
“I said, ‘The tour’s leaving’. Honestly Barney, your head is always in the clouds. Come on.” his wife Betty scolded.
Barney Strickland, Terror of the Seas followed dutifully behind his wife as the tour group moved on the the next museum exhibit.
Word Count: 200
[This is my entry into the Sunday Photo Fiction challenge, hosted by Alastair Forbes. Write a short story of 200 words or less from the photo prompt provided.
I wanted to pop in and see how my buddy Barney Strickland was doing. Last time we checked in, he was regaling his relatives with a story of his big kill. Check it out here: Big Game Hunter.]
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Hahahaha! Love it!
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A very enjoyable and quirky little tale 🙂
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Thanks!
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“A fun way to spend a Sunday afternoon,” she said. “Enjoyable — off to read about big game hunting,” she smiled.
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You beat me to it. That’s the kind of story I was going to go with. Excellent 🙂
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The Walter Mitty character is so much fun to write. I look forward to reading yours.
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Great humour at the end. I was picturing this high seas charged battle between the Spanish and pirates when it turns out Barney is day dreaming and being led by his wife. Love it!
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He’s a fun character to write. Glad you had fun tagging along on his adventure. 🙂
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He’s probably having more fun on the tour than his wife given his over-active imagination!
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Now this is how you enjoy a tour! 🙂 Fun read! 🙂
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A very fun story! Having an active imagination at least makes his life more entertaining. Nicely done. 🙂
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Thanks Louise!
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Nothing better at an exhibit than actors that stay in character!
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