Ian glanced outside the window of his flat. A thick river of human beings flowed through the street.
“Noel, come have a look at this,” he called to his partner of 12 years.
“What are you staring at?” Noel asked.
Ian pointed and Noel regarded the throngs of people with the same curiosity and surprise that Ian had.
“What do you suppose is going on?”
“Beats me, but I’d like to go down and find out.” Ian grinned.
In the streets the flow seemed endless. Men, women, children all moved steadily along. The pair saw police and civilians marching side by side. The occasional Union Jack flew, heralding the crowd.
Ian and Noel decided to walk along.
Where’s everyone goin’ mate?” asked Ian of a man with multi-colored hair.
“‘Eard Prince Charles is speaking in Hyde Park. Says ‘e’s gonna abdicate.” he replied.
A woman walking nearby corrected, “That’s not it. J.K. Rowling is announcing a new Harry Potter book.”
A punker to Noel’s left shouted “Yer both wrong. Johnny Rotten’s playin’ a free gig in the park!”
With an understanding nod between them, Ian and Noel decided to follow the group to their destination to find out the source of the gathering.
Several miles away at Speaker’s Corner, Julian Basher, failed poet and current resident of Hyde Park watched the crowd amass.
Jerry was right. Prime the rumor mill and the crowds will finally come to hear me speak, he thought, unfolding a tattered sheet that contained his latest gem.
The crowds won’t be too pleased to see Julian Basher. Great story.
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Yeah, he’s no J.K. Rowling, that’s for sure. 🙂
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Cunning chap! I can see a lot of disappointment in the near future. I hope Mr Basher doesn’t bear the brunt!
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I think the fans of Prince Charles and even ol’ Johnny might forgive him but those fans of J.K. might tear him apart. 🙂
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“A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.”
Somebody’s gonna get a beating.
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Between you and me I’d rather it was Prince Charles!
I Protest (that’s my story, not a comment!)
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Interesting nobody seems to quite know what’s going on. I think they will be a bit disappointed.
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Really enjoyed this!
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Thanks!
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Tricksy PR!
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Gotta love a good self-promoter! Maybe . . . .
Great story, nice twist.
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Thank you!
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Nice. 🙂 Great commentary on the effect of mass mentality. Of course, he might have a lot of pissed off people when they realize the truth.
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I suspect you’re right about that. I hope he has one helluva good poem to read. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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This seems like a strategy with a high risk of horribly backfiring. I hope for Julian’s sake he’s a better public speaker than he is a planner.
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I think Basher may get bashed. I like the story. It’s true, you start a rumour and people will believe it.
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I don’t think Basher really thought his plan through to the probable end. I guess there’s no substitute for experience for teaching a lesson. 🙂
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Cool story, although I do wonder if an aged Johnny Rotten is worth the trip.
The other two I wouldn’t even cross the road to hear.
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Great take on the prompt and cool story! Unfortunately I think old Johnny Rotten has the right of it … a rumor will move mountains!
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Nicely written confusion:)
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Human beings seem to do confusion quite well. 🙂
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Indeed they do!
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Cute… Taking advantage of the rumor mill…
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