“Dammit,” said Freddie, turning to his partner Janette. “We’re about to be made.”
“What? Where?” she asked, snapping her head about.
“Eleven o’clock, the blonde next to the Prime Minister. She knows my face. If she sees me, our cover is blown.”
“Bend down like you’re fixing the strap on my shoe,” Janette hissed through her perfunctory smile.
“What?”
“Just do it!”
Freddie bent low and made a good show of adjusting the sexy stilleto on his partner’s delicate foot.
Janette gave a casual nod to the Prime Minister as he passed by her in the large ballroom and then returned to the martini in her hand as though she belonged there. The blonde woman in the Vera Wang gown barely noticed her at all.
“We’re clear,” she said.
Freddie stood and straightened his tux. Scanning the room, none of the other formally dressed guests seemed to notice them at all.
“Hoo, that was close. Now, is the target aquired?”
“Banquet table. Plates are on the end.” said Janette.
“Good, I’m starving. I love crashing these formal events. The food is SO much better than those stupid low budget weddings we normally hit.”
The famished couple headed towards the buffet.
[This is my entry this week into the Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers challenge, hosted by Priceless Joy. A photo prompt is given and writers are encouraged to create a short story of 100 – 150 words, + or – 25 words.]
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Hahahaha! I thought it was some kind of spy assignment. Loved the twist at the end! They are party crashers, there for the food! Hahaha! Cute story!!
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Gotcha! Yeah, I was trying to come up with an absurd twist for the prompt and that one made me chuckle so I knew I had to run with it. Glad you liked it.
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I did!! Great ending!
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Quite funny! I didn’t expect they were at the party for food😊
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Thanks! I figure, if you’re going to crash a party, why not make it a really nice one. 😉 Thanks for the comment.
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🙂
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Ha, nice twist, had me fooled!
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I was a tricksy little hobbit with this one. 🙂 Glad I fooled you. Makes my day.
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Ooooh! Clever and witty – great use of the photo too. Well done. KL ❤
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Thanks KL. I’m glad you liked it and I appreciate the comment. 🙂
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Loved it.
Very funny.
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Thank you!
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Ooh, great twist! Loved reading it! 🙂
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Thanks
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Haha! I loved reading this. I thought it was going to be a spy story.
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Thanks. I’m glad the subterfuge worked. 🙂
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Wedding crashers! Funny story.
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Nice. Like Wedding Crashers. Well written!
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They are, if nothing else, a well fed couple. 😉
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HAHA! I thought they were spies, too! Naughty gate crashers. 😀
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Good twist to the story… the only thing they spied was the good food!
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Thanks Loretta! Food… microfilm… it all has value to someone. I appreciate the comment. 🙂
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Hilarious! I really enjoyed your story 😀
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Thanks Kay. I appreciate the comment. Glad you liked it.
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My pleasure 😊
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Ethically questionable, seriously good reading 🙂
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Aww… thanks. 🙂
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You are very welcome 🙂
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Hahaha I love this! Made me laugh so much 😀
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Glad you liked it Felicia. Thanks for letting me know. 🙂
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They simply like hob-nobbing. Lovely take 🙂
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Thank you!
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